16 Reasons Snowboarding is Better Than Sex

16 Reasons Snowboarding is Better Than Sex  

1. You don't have to hide your Snowboarding magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Snowboard with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Snowboarding.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Snowboarding you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your Snowboarding partner doesn't get upset about people you snowboarded with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to snowboard on the same hill with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good Snowboarder, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you cutting the same track's together.
8. If your regular Snowboarding partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you board with someone else. 9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you snowboard by yourself.
10. When dealing with a Snowboard pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. 11. You can have a Snowboard calendar on your wall at the office, tell boarding jokes, and invite coworkers to snowboard with you without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no snowboarding-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch snowboarding on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. 14. Nobody expects you to snowboard with the same partner for the rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up snowboarding if your partner loses interest in it.
16. Your Snowboarding partner will never say, "Not again? We just Boreded last week! Is Boarding all you ever think about?"