Tuesday, February 7, 2012

It lives!!!!

The ramousquirrel finally tunneled through the fucking ceiling tonight... i dont know whether to shove my hand up there and try to pull the sucker out or just gnaw it off myself to spare my nub from becoming infected with the no doubt vile disgusting saliva germs this thing has. If I can take comfort in anything its that my better half doesn't have to go through this hell with me tonight, i hope this lesbian likefest gets an exterminator fan soon, cus im gonna end up buying a gun if this thing gets any worse. remember to sleep with one eye open.... HE WILL FIND YOU!

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